August 30, 2006

TBN telethon

If you need all your problems solved, ailments cured, loved ones saved, and debts cancelled, be sure to tune in to TBN this week, claim your miracle, step out in faith, believe that God will take you to the next level, tell the devil he's a liar, pick up the phone, call TBN, and plant a seed! Quick, there are 3 lines open!

Touch your neighbor and say, "I'm going to the next level!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I could spit. Better to have a noose tied around your neck and sunk in the ocean than to cause one of these little ones to stumble...

Anonymous said...

I'm going to the next level. It feels so alone though, but if that is where God wants me, He'll put other people there. Now I feel like Elijah, when he said I am the only one left. lol! Knowing God many people are already there ..:)