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1. It's free. How can you beat that??
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3. No more sleepless nights wondering if you missed the latest post.
4. With your subscription and $5 you can get any drink you want at starbucks.
5. You might learn something.
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11. Please?
12. I have a goal to get to 100 subscribers and right now there are, ummm, not that many .
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17. It does a body good.
18. Everyone else is doing it.
19. It would make me happy.
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24. If you don't, the terrorists will win.
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30. It beats working.
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33. Pretty please?
34. You want stuff to talk about at the water cooler.
35. It would make my day.
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Warnings

1. Take with milk and cookies
2. May cause unbridled joy and enthusiasm.
3. Do not mix with self-pity.
4. You must open your mind before partaking.
5. Does not cure genital herpes.
6. If symptoms last longer than 4 hours, consult your doctor.

Seriously, it would mean a lot to me if you would subscribe. I promise not to waste your time with crap. And if you want to unsubscribe at any time there's a link in every email you get that lets you do it easily. Why not try it for a month? What do you have to lose???

Thanks... Doug

PS If you comment here with other reasons to subscribe, I may add them to the list! :)