Quotes of famous people

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you." - Winston Churchill

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap." - Bob Hope

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money." - Henny Youngman

"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying." - Ed Furgol

"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat." - Alex Levine

"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

"Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

"Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement." - Mark Twain

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible." - George Burns